The Jersey...Years?
OK - so Dave's lived in Jersey for just over half a year. So what? It would ruin the whole feel of the website if we called this section The Jersey Months, wouldn't it?
Click on whichever link on the left you're interested in, or if you're not really interested at all, click Start and then Shut Down. We don't care.
Chicken.
If you're doing the right thing and carrying on, then you should know, Dave and Alex don't see other in person once during these Jersey Years. So if you want to hear about Alex puking on Dave's head, or about Dave accidentally kicking a ball into Alex's face, then you're going to be sadly let down. Dave couldn't kick a ball 500 centimetres, let alone 500 miles. And he'd have to be a really good shot to get her in the face from that far away.