Dave and Alex

We give crazy a bad name
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Welcome! 
 
Congratulations on finding / stumbling upon / being forced at gunpoint to visit (delete as appropriate) Dave and Alex's website.
 
Now that you're here, why don't you have a seat, make yourself comfortable and take a look around? Please ignore the weaponry with the bloodstains in the back of the cupboard; they're...erm, props. Yes, props. For a play we just wrote. [God, that was quick thinking. What do you mean, they can still see what I'm typing? Oh, shi- ]


Wondering what you've let yourself in for? 


We would be if we were you.
 
But then, if we were you, you'd be us, and you (or do I mean we?) wouldn't have been sad enough to make this website, and we (you?) wouldn't be sitting there reading this nonsense.
 
Basically, this is a website for us to shake off our crazies so we don't do it in front of real people in the real world. The therapist told us it would be a good idea, and might help us to not get arrested again after what happened last year.
                                   What's in it for you?


 
OK, let's be honest. This website is for us. If you have a similarly damaged sense of humour, then we're happy that we gave you a laugh. If you don't think it's funny, then I'm sorry, but we'd rather eat the peanuts out of our poo than apologise. So there! 
 
 
 
            
 
 
                 ESCAPE ROUTE

This is your very last chance. You've not been permanently damaged...YET. We provide this link for those of you - and there will be many - who just aren't ready for the sheer ludicrousness that is Dave and Alex.
 
 
  
  
 
Go on. Click it. It's google. Google's safe. We won't think badly of you. The world will understand.
 
Site Map

 

For your convenience, we've attempted to categorise our craziness and the below is what we've come up with. Click on the links and you'll be redirected faster than a rabid goose chasing after a one-legged goat with a pink banana sellotaped to its left eyeball.  

 

 
Find out the entire story, from the moment the spaceship chucked the unhatched eggs out the window, right up to the present day.
 
Want to send some congratulations? Suggestions? Death threats?! Follow the link and we will respond to all mail.
 
With Alex only having lived in the one place, we've categorised our eras into Dave's locations. We'll start you with the early years, shall we?
 
Brain-damaged? Or just bored? This link will bring you back to none other than this very page.
 
Seriously fun stuff. I mean, really. Like, I'd-better-wear-a-nappy-before-I-look-at-this-in-case-I-wet-my-knickers fun.
 
See exactly how many days, hours, minutes, and even seconds are left until the chosen dates. Request a countdown from the Contact Us section and we'll even add one especially for you.